FROM THE ARCHIVES: Rosie O’Donnell is not fat, she’s big boned. And fat.
Posted by: CelebLover in Celeb SlamNOTE: For the first time in like three years, I’m taking a vacation. I’ll be in Beijing all week. I’m posting new stuff as much as possible, as well as mixing in some classic posts and some new features (The Daily Bikini). Normal posting will resume next Monday. Peace!
ORIGINAL POST: September 1, 2006

Rosie O’Donnell is not fat, she’s big boned. And fat.
Didn’t Rosie O’Donnell come out of the closet a few years ago? Why is she continuing this “I’m really obsessed with guys” charade? From the New York Daily News:
Kanye West seems to have replaced Tom Cruise as Rosie O’Donnell’s obsession. Dropping by an American Express-sponsored concert by the rapper, O’Donnell told us that meeting West “might be freaky, like he might think I’m a stalker or something - and I would be if I didn’t have my own show.” O’Donnell admitted to having jitters about her debut on “The View” next week. She says on her blog that ABC censors have already briefed her on what she can and can’t say on the air … (Source)
The only thing Kanye wonders when he sees Rosie is whether something that large and immobile constitutes a fire hazard. It’s laughable that anyone would think Rosie was stalking them (except Chef Boyardee and maybe the Keebler Elves; they have legitimate concerns for their well being since a restraining order can’t really protect you from someone with such a “bottomless” appetite).
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