Since Madonna’s promoting her new album, she’s feeling very interview-friendly. In between her hours-long work-out sessions, she’s found time to give her opinion on Britney Spears and why for at least a little while there, Brit-Brit seemed to be losing in her battle against the music.
Madonna blames Britney’s problems on her lack of a normal childhood, “She’s been watched, judged and been under a microscope since she’s been a teenager. It’s hard to evolve that way,” the Hard Candy singer told the BBC. Also, Madge added, “And I sucked out her soul when she was silly enough to allow me to give her an open-mouth kiss at the VMA’s that one time and now I have ANOTHER FIFTEEN YEARS UNTIL I NEED TO FEAST ON THE SOUL OF ANOTHER INNOCENT YOUNGSTER! MWAHAHAHAHA!”
But she only said that in her head. Meanwhile, to disguise her evil intentions, she has recently decided to build a girls’ school in Malawi. Well-played, Madge.
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