Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson definitely broke up

Even though Lindsay Lohan denied reports earlier this week that Samantha Ronson and her broke up, TMZ is sticking to their story:

We just got video of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson together, leaving Sam's house. BUT, they did break up. We know Lindsay moved out of Sam's house and is staying with Jen, her manager. Lindsay wants back with Sam. Are they back together -- who knows? Did they split? Yes. (Source)

That's Lindsay yesterday at the Burberry store in Beverly Hills. She looks . . . different. Wait, I know! She has that "I just blew the salesman in en empty dressing room for a 40% discount" look on her face. Old Lindsay is back!

Victoria Silvstedt bikini pics!

Victoria Silvstedt in St. Bart's (Dec. 2006)

Josh Duhamel is drunk

Their wedding just two days away, Fergie and her fiancé Josh Duhamel had a joint Bachelor-Bachelorette party last night at Dakota Bar in Santa Monica. They both got pretty shitfaced -- Fergie even had to be helped out of the bar. BTW, if you're a guy and you're nodding your head in approval at the idea of a joint Bachelor-Bachelorette party, go ahead and punch yourself in the nuts right now. Bachelor parties are supposed to be all about the fellas, copious amounts of alcohol, and debates over whether you can smuggle the dead stripper's body out of the hotel in the mini fridge. Turns out the answer is no. Ha! I told you Frank!

Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon, Hugh Hefner, and Crystal Harris

I guess Hugh Hefner's getting bored with the twins. The Playboy founder is now dating a third girl, 22-year-old college student Crystal Harris. From the New York Daily News:

"I'm a good girl, for the most part," new Hef gal pal Crystal Harris writes on her MySpace page. (The 34-25-34 San Diego State University psychology student and PETA supporter lists "the rain, the seasons, fast cars, good food, volunteering, great company, caring and honest people, the ocean and animals" among her interests.)

Harris introduced herself on an E! online message board over the holidays, telling fans that "Hef gave me permission to fill people in on the new updates as a voice from the mansion." No other girlfriends are in the mix at this time, she says, but "there are a couple that we have interest in. ... As for now, it is just us three." (Source)

If someone who takes off her clothes for money, sleeps with an octogenarian, and engages in group sex is a "good girl," I'd hate to see a bad one. Other things Crystal might want to start listing as her interests: Changing bed pans, shopping for Fixodent, and dying a little bit more on the inside each day.

CREEPY FACT: If you combine their ages, Hef's three girlfriends still aren't as old as him (82 vs. 60)

Kevin Federline and Victoria Prince leaving Casa Vega restaurant in Studio City (12/31)

K-Fed's new girlfriend Victoria Prince doesn't pay bills either! It's a match made in heaven! From TMZ:

Sources tell TMZ Victoria Prince was booted from her Beverly Hills home back in September after she allegedly didn't pay rent for six months. We're told she struck a deal with her landlord to pay him back in installments, but she never made any of the payments.

Now, the landlord is suing Prince for $7500, but there's a catch -- nobody knows where to find her!  We're told her landlord tried to serve her where she works, but security wouldn't let the process server in. Try Vegas next? Calls to Prince were not returned. (Source)

This chick is absolutely perfect for K-Fed. She doesn't get pregnant, she doesn't take care of her responsibilities, and apparently she has no standards. Three things that would make her even better for Mr. Federline: 1. four pounds of glitter, 2. an affinity for single dollar bills, and 3. if she were "working her way through college."

Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of Ghost Whisperer in downtown L.A. (1/6)

+ Tori Spelling needs rent money [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Lindsay Lohan used to be the hottest piece of ass [College Humor]
+ Sam Ronson is too nice to the paparazzi [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures Leave Me Speechless [Egotastic!]
+ Carmen Electra is a sex freak [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Coke isn't evil, says Lily Allen [Dlisted]
+ Anne Hathaway needs a tan [Bastardly]
+ Britney Spears' work ethic "not quite up to par" [The Blemish]
+ Brad and Angelina want an ethiopian [Cele|bitchy]

+ Damn Mariah has huge boobs [CityRag]
+ Wanna know what a "Maneater" looks like? [Double Viking]
+ The ten best films of 2008 by the best movie site of 2008 [Pajiba]
+ Hungarian model Polgar Kriszta in Maxim [Derek Hail]

Carre Otis

American model and actress Carre Otis

Fergie leaving the Sonya Dakar Skin Clinic in Beverly Hills (1/5)

+ Amy Winehouse gropes herself (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ You Had Me at Olivia Munn Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ That one dude from Baywatch used to be a meth head [Just Jared]
+ Lily Allen doing a little topless sunbathing (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Mira Sorvino has nice funbags [Bastardly]

+ Big booties are good for your health [Lossip]
+ Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway hold hands [Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Cindy Crawford hates Miley Cyrus [Cele|bitchy]
+ Quarterback gets choke slammed [UBERGUY]

Martin Short in St. Bart's (1/6)

I'm not ashamed to admit it. I prayed last night that I would see Martin Short's ass today. And, lo and behold, there it is. Thanks Jesus!